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pedaltothemetal Apr 10, 2011 21:28

( Narration )

!blacky, i am the best parent ever, i have issues, !blaze, ow my most of me, bounty hunting is srs u gaiz, life's a bitch, !goose, !raiden, *narration, !samus, !azelf, !max, i love my bike, !dialga, i am the best boyfriend ever

[After the complete debacle that was Bowser's Day Out, the esteemed Captain found himself doing damage control--but not at the school. No, Falcon was fighting a media firestorm, running back and forth between Final Destination and Mute City. As such, he has been in and out of his office for the better part of a week--but if you're lucky, you might ( Read more... )

!smeargle, !little mac, i have issues, !bowser, i need booze, ow my most of me, life's a bitch, !jeff, !pit, !goose, *narration, !samus, !gideon, batshit clone, !vianca, everyone wants to kill me, !max, !charizard, !eggman, !peach

jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock

pedaltothemetal Dec 29, 2010 21:27

[After almost a week of broody introspection, Falcon returned to campus sometime on the afternoon of the 25th, just as promised. He is, however, rather scarce, though he did manage to deliver a few gifts. After the 28th, he is around school again and you might find him jogging around the lake in an almost obsessive fashion.]
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( PRESENTS )

!little mac, secret santa, what is celebrating, ow my most of me, the revenge of santa falcon, free time, i am the best boyfriend ever, !samus

ITT: Falcon's problems are the most important problems.

pedaltothemetal Sep 14, 2010 22:17

[Falcon? Mysteriously absent during this whole debacle? Yes? Where was he? Fixing the leak from hell at mommy's house Doing Important Captain Falcon Things and being oblivious to the school's most recent brush with death, of course.]

You people would not believe what I have been through.

falcon rant, kind of a greasemonkey, i need booze, ow my most of me, life's a bitch, !max, !lip, !ionia, !jeff, !pit, !goose, !miller, weekend trip, !samus

Wherein Falcon has no hair and a longer entry is forthcoming.

pedaltothemetal Apr 02, 2010 20:30

[Falcon did not come into school on Thursday ( Read more... )

!skull kid, !olimar, !flint, i need booze, ow my most of me, !arceus, life's a bitch, !max, !jeff, !apple kid, !raiden, !snake, !otacon, !samus

Wherein Falcon recovers from a wave 'o babies and laments about a bad dream.

pedaltothemetal Jul 28, 2009 00:20

Everyone's okay? Back to normal? Good ( Read more... )

!smeargle, !pokemon lucas, i have issues, i need booze, ow my most of me, life's a bitch, !poo, !paula, !knuckles, !snake, !samus, nightmaretiems, batman wannabe arch nemesis, wave o babies, !ashley, !ionia, !tails, business

Wherein Falcon sends a billion private messages regarding a Batman-wannabe arch nemesis.

pedaltothemetal Jun 19, 2009 11:33

( Private to Ollie, unhackable. )

batman wannabe arch nemesis, i love my ship, i am the best parent ever, !olimar, !kyle, ow my most of me, life's a bitch, just checking in, !ionia, !jeff, business, fab four, !snake, !samus

Wherein Falcon makes some very important phone calls. [Backdated Thursday, June 11th. Night.]

pedaltothemetal Jun 12, 2009 21:35

[Brrring brrrriiing! Your receiver phone is ringing.]

[On the night of June 11th, at a slightly unreasonable hour, Falcon finds a few moments to make some very important phone calls.

He sounds breathless and tense, like he's running from something or he's just finished running from something. His voice is quiet, hoarse and shaky and it's obvious ( Read more... )

batman wannabe arch nemesis, !olimar, *phone call, ow my most of me, life's a bitch, !jeff, aaaaaaaaaaaa, !samus

Wherein Falcon asks his baby to come back.

pedaltothemetal Mar 10, 2009 19:44

( Headset transmission to the Flyer. He tried to make it private but in the process of patching into the renegade ship's frequency...it is very public. )

*transmission, i love my ship, i am the best parent ever, !olimar, ow my most of me, !ganondorf, just checking in, !jeff, !ionia, !otacon, !samus

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pedaltothemetal Sep 06, 2008 23:09

How could I have been so stupid.

I had everything figured out and then I was the first to go down.

I can't believe I hurt Kyle like that.

Thank God I didn't touch a computer like everyone else.

I need to be alone for a while.

We blew up the fucking parking lot![PRIVATE TO OLLIE, UNHACKABLE.] I know I said I need to be alone but maybe...you ( Read more... )

aaaaaaaaaaaa, ow my most of me, life's a bitch